Jason: looking forward to our date tonight.
Tim: me too, so excited. I just got new boobs.
Jason: WHAT? I didn't know you were thinking of doing that.
Tim: me either, but Steph said they're having a two for one sale.
Jason: Really? I'm kinda shocked.
Tim: wait till you see them on me.
Jason: I guess... Yeah...
Tim: oh! My bad! I mean boots. LOL easy tiger.